Not Your Caveman’s Chili

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A rich, thick “chili con carne” has to be one of my favorite foods, but a classic recipe with kidney beans (or black beans, even better) is difficult to manage on a ketogenic diet.

The best recipe I’ve found for a “low carb” chili comes from Ruled.me, although I’ve adapted it somewhat to make it easier to make in large batches.


This recipe comes in four parts:

  • A dry spice mix
    • This can be a pain to do in small quantities, so I tend to make this ahead of time
  • A wet spice mix
    • I suppose this could also be made ahead of time. That’s always seemed unnecessary to me, however, so I tend to just whip this up as needed
  • A list of stewing ingredients, and instructions
  • Macronutrient profile

Dry spice mix

Since I tend to make this recipe regularly, and in relatively large quantities, I’ve found it advantageous to pre-mix a large quantity of dry spice mix, in the following ratio:

  • 7 parts chili powder
  • 2 parts smoked paprika
  • 2 parts cumin powder
  • 1 part cayenne pepper
  • 1 part dried oregano
  • 1 part ground black pepper
  • 1 part salt

Wet spice mix

For every 5 pounds of ground beef (see below) I whisk together:

  • 100-125g of dry spice mix (see above)
  • 2.5 cups beef broth
  • 1 cup tomato paste
  • 5 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 5 teaspoons Thai fish sauce
  • 2.5 cups strong dark roast coffee (I find Peet’s Major Dickason’s Blend works particularly well)

Stewing ingredients and instructions

On the day of, I’ll start by boiling the following in a large volume of unsalted water, before draining and setting to the side:

  • 5 lbs of ground beef. Anywhere between 85-95% lean works well, the boiling helps wash away much of the added fat

I then chop and soften the following over medium-high heat in the same large pot used for the beef:

  • 2 large onions, white or yellow
  • 4-5 green bell peppers
  • 2 tablespoons minced garlic

Just as the above are starting to color, I’ll then add back the following and mix well, before setting to simmer for 60-90 minutes, or until the liquid has thickened to a robust taste:

  • The ground beef, previously boiled
  • The wet spice mix (see above)

Macronutrient profile

I have now made this recipe several times, each time carefully measuring each ingredient, I have found the macronutrient profile to be fairly consistent between batches. I am therefore comfortable assuming the following for the purposes of my own accounting:

Not Your Caveman’s Chili (per 100g cooked):

  • Protein: 7g
  • Net carbs: 3g
  • Fat: 13g

Christian